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This directory contains 150 audition monologues available for preview, purchase, or sometimes even free download!


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A CHILD'S SCREAM 

A child screams. Should you check that it's okay? It's probably nothing, but what if it isn't?

 DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A STAGGERING DANCER 

"A staggering dancer" is not quite the review you'd hope for.

 COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

ABLEIST PIG 

You gotta be careful what you say these days. You never know when you might cause offense

 COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

ACCLIMATISATION 

Emotions are like the weather. If you're cold, a small drop in temperature has a huge effect. But can you build resilience?

 DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

AS GOOD AS A HOLIDAY 

It’s not OCD, I just like things in a specific way and deviations are like an itch inside my brain which gets worse and worse.

 COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

ASKING FOR HER HAND 

A lesbian asks a conservative father for his daughter's hand in marriage.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

BIG SCORE 

How guilty would you feel if you sold 450 identical pairs of shoes to a suicide cult?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

BILLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU 

Breaking up your child's friendship because you really can't stand the kid's mother.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

BITE YOUR TOUNGE 

A foul-mouthed child, a passerby who won't have a bar of it.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

BLANK 

A sufferer of chronic fatigue syndrome describes how life goes by without them.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CAN'T BITE BACK 

How do you fight back when you're bullied online?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CANCEROUS BREAKUP 

Are you a monster if you broke up with your girlfriend because she got cancer? Yes, yes you are.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

CHANGE BLINDNESS 

If something falls apart slowly over time, you don't notice it. It could be your kitchen bench, or your husband.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

CITIZEN'S ARREST 

Could you stand by if a crime were committed? A crime as grave as… spitting one's gum on the ground?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

COURTESY SEAT 

A pregnant lady, elderly person, disabled person and injured person all fight for the courtesy seat.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

COWARD 

A socially awkward woman in the park, a shady man, playing children and a coward.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

CUSTOMS INTERROGATION 

An 80-year-old lady is stopped at an airport and her daughter gives the customs officers a piece of her mind.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

DONUT TESTER 

After failing a job interview, a fake donut tester gets serious about the artform.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

DREAM HOLIDAY 

A holiday to a small town where someone's mother went missing 20 years ago.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

ENDZONED 

Being friendzoned sucks. But being endzoned - that's something else indeed.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

EVERYONE OWNS A TELEPORTER IN THE FUTURE 

You arrive in present times from the future but your teleporter has run out of battery. Would anyone believe you?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

EVERYTHING I EVER DID WAS FOR YOU 

Your mum calls you and says "everything I ever did was for you", "I love you" and "goodbye". What's about to happen?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

FAMILIAR EYES 

Would you let an innocent person have their organs harvested to save your child's life?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GAINS 

I have to keep going. I have to be stronger. I have to gain, because I don’t know what will be thrown my way.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GAY BY ELIMINATION 

Just because you're dating another man, doesn't mean you're gay.

COMEDY | MALE  

GENIUS 

Am I a genius? I'd sound like a wanker if I said "yes", wouldn't I?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

GUIDE POOCH 

Best café in the world. Bad coffee, but loads of doggos. But what happens when a guide dog comes by?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GUILTY, NOT GUILTY 

Too guilty to sell that fancy watch you found for a profit? Maybe the next guy won't have the same reservations.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

HAGGLING 

How perverse it is to haggle with someone in a third world country when your ten cents is worth ten dollars to them.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM 

 You protected your husband when he did an awful thing for the right reason. But what if it escalates? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

I LOST THE PASSKEY TO OUR MUM'S BRAIN 

 Your mum's brain is stored on a passkey-protected hard drive, but the cleaner just threw out the passkey. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

IMPORTANT DECISIONS 

 A last meal. And it's ice cream. And it's for a dog. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

IMPULSIVE PROBLEMS 

 When you impulsively kill your boss and dispose of most of his body, someone has to clean up the mess. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S MY EX 

 When your accent reminds your date of her ex cheating on her 

COMEDY | FEMALE  

KNOWING A NAME 

 Can the power of knowing someone's name get you free rent? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

LIZARD HUMOUR 

 Maybe you're not quite as witty as you thought you were. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

LOVE IN THE LAUNDROMAT 

 Is it easier to go talk to someone or just buy the laundromat you saw them in and wait for them to come back? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

LOVING MANDY 

 You love Mandy. When's a good time to tell Mandy this? Why, Mandy's wedding, of course! 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

MY DAD GOT
HIRED BY THE CIA 

 Why would the CIA hire the most technologically inept human being on the planet? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

NON-SERIOUS 

 A ridiculous counter offer to a reasonable plea bargain. Offensive? Sure. A sign of desperation? No doubt in the world. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

NOT A HEAD OF A LETTUCE 

Tokyo finds a human head in a delivery of fresh vegetables. Will customer service help?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

NOT FOR FRIENDS 

There are some things you should only do with your partner, not a friend.

DRAMA | MALE  

OKAY COP, BETTER COP 

An okay cop does the job. A good cop puts every single crim behind bars.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

ONE HOUR 

Two thousand, three hundred and eighty-two hours, two thousand, three hundred and eighty-two lies.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

PILLS FOR GRIEF AND GUILT 

Taking a pill after the death of your child can totally remove your grief. But will the guilt that makes you feel be worse?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

PRETALIATION 

Would you kill someone you knew would hurt someone you love? An act of pretaliation might be needed.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

PRO PROTEST 

An accidental protestor finds an addictive new pursuit.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

PROCRASTINATION 

Trying to write, succeeding in procrastination. Could it be they don't want to write the content?

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

PTSD 

Once a soldier, always a soldier. Thrashing that man was an accident.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

QUIET CARRIAGE COURTESY 

Don't you hate that one person who always plays dance music in the quiet carriage?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

RANGER DANGER 

A park ranger is fighting a man who's scattering his brother's ashes. Is it an injustice or a case of "live and let live"?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

ROBOPLUMBER 

If you build a robot plumber that's the exact same model as the robot gigolo, customers will definitely get their pipes fixed.

COMEDY | FEMALE  

RUSSIA #1 HACKER 

Russia #1 hacker protect you from bad government. 

COMEDY | MALE  

SECRET GRANDMASTER 

You played Tetris so much you accidentally become best in the world. Don't let anyone see you though!

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

SERVED COLD 

It's the day your son's murderer is released from prison. You have no choice but to deliver real justice.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

SPECIAL DAY 

The happiest day of her life came a few hours earlier than expected.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

STAY 

A teen with an unhappy school life tries to convince their mum not to leave home.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

STOPPED LAYING 

Chickens sometimes come up with unique calls they use around their owners. Stanley is given a name.

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE