SCRIPT LIBRARY
This directory contains 150 audition monologues available for preview, purchase, or sometimes even free download!
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A CHILD'S SCREAM
A child screams. Should you check that it's okay? It's probably nothing, but what if it isn't?
DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE
A STAGGERING DANCER
"A staggering dancer" is not quite the review you'd hope for.
COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE
ABLEIST PIG
You gotta be careful what you say these days. You never know when you might cause offense
ACCLIMATISATION
Emotions are like the weather. If you're cold, a small drop in temperature has a huge effect. But can you build resilience?
AS GOOD AS A HOLIDAY
It’s not OCD, I just like things in a specific way and deviations are like an itch inside my brain which gets worse and worse.
COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE
ASKING FOR HER HAND
A lesbian asks a conservative father for his daughter's hand in marriage.
DRAMA | FEMALE
BIG SCORE
How guilty would you feel if you sold 450 identical pairs of shoes to a suicide cult?
BILLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU
Breaking up your child's friendship because you really can't stand the kid's mother.
BITE YOUR TOUNGE
A foul-mouthed child, a passerby who won't have a bar of it.
BLANK
A sufferer of chronic fatigue syndrome describes how life goes by without them.
CAN'T BITE BACK
How do you fight back when you're bullied online?
CANCEROUS BREAKUP
Are you a monster if you broke up with your girlfriend because she got cancer? Yes, yes you are.
CHANGE BLINDNESS
If something falls apart slowly over time, you don't notice it. It could be your kitchen bench, or your husband.
CITIZEN'S ARREST
Could you stand by if a crime were committed? A crime as grave as… spitting one's gum on the ground?
COURTESY SEAT
A pregnant lady, elderly person, disabled person and injured person all fight for the courtesy seat.
COWARD
A socially awkward woman in the park, a shady man, playing children and a coward.
CUSTOMS INTERROGATION
An 80-year-old lady is stopped at an airport and her daughter gives the customs officers a piece of her mind.
DONUT TESTER
After failing a job interview, a fake donut tester gets serious about the artform.
DREAM HOLIDAY
A holiday to a small town where someone's mother went missing 20 years ago.
ENDZONED
Being friendzoned sucks. But being endzoned - that's something else indeed.
EVERYONE OWNS A TELEPORTER IN THE FUTURE
You arrive in present times from the future but your teleporter has run out of battery. Would anyone believe you?
EVERYTHING I EVER DID WAS FOR YOU
Your mum calls you and says "everything I ever did was for you", "I love you" and "goodbye". What's about to happen?
FAMILIAR EYES
Would you let an innocent person have their organs harvested to save your child's life?
GAINS
I have to keep going. I have to be stronger. I have to gain, because I don’t know what will be thrown my way.
GAY BY ELIMINATION
Just because you're dating another man, doesn't mean you're gay.
COMEDY | MALE
GENIUS
Am I a genius? I'd sound like a wanker if I said "yes", wouldn't I?
GUIDE POOCH
Best café in the world. Bad coffee, but loads of doggos. But what happens when a guide dog comes by?
GUILTY, NOT GUILTY
Too guilty to sell that fancy watch you found for a profit? Maybe the next guy won't have the same reservations.
HAGGLING
How perverse it is to haggle with someone in a third world country when your ten cents is worth ten dollars to them.
I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM
You protected your husband when he did an awful thing for the right reason. But what if it escalates?
I LOST THE PASSKEY TO OUR MUM'S BRAIN
Your mum's brain is stored on a passkey-protected hard drive, but the cleaner just threw out the passkey.
IMPORTANT DECISIONS
A last meal. And it's ice cream. And it's for a dog.
IMPULSIVE PROBLEMS
When you impulsively kill your boss and dispose of most of his body, someone has to clean up the mess.
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S MY EX
When your accent reminds your date of her ex cheating on her
COMEDY | FEMALE
KNOWING A NAME
Can the power of knowing someone's name get you free rent?
LIZARD HUMOUR
Maybe you're not quite as witty as you thought you were.
LOVE IN THE LAUNDROMAT
Is it easier to go talk to someone or just buy the laundromat you saw them in and wait for them to come back?
LOVING MANDY
You love Mandy. When's a good time to tell Mandy this? Why, Mandy's wedding, of course!
MY DAD GOTHIRED BY THE CIA
Why would the CIA hire the most technologically inept human being on the planet?
NON-SERIOUS
A ridiculous counter offer to a reasonable plea bargain. Offensive? Sure. A sign of desperation? No doubt in the world.
NOT A HEAD OF A LETTUCE
NOT FOR FRIENDS
DRAMA | MALE
OKAY COP, BETTER COP
ONE HOUR
PILLS FOR GRIEF AND GUILT
PRETALIATION
PRO PROTEST
PROCRASTINATION
PTSD
QUIET CARRIAGE COURTESY
RANGER DANGER
ROBOPLUMBER
RUSSIA #1 HACKER
SECRET GRANDMASTER
SERVED COLD
SPECIAL DAY
STAY
STOPPED LAYING
COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE