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A ballerina guy dancing in an open space A ballerina guy dancing in an open space

A STAGGERING DANCER 

"A staggering dancer" is not quite the review you'd hope for.

 COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A black guy with a tape on his mouth A black guy with a tape on his mouth

ABLEIST PIG 

You gotta be careful what you say these days. You never know when you might cause offense

 COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A Dentist looking problematic while sitting on his Dental Chair A Dentist looking problematic while sitting on his Dental Chair

ACCIDENTAL JOHN 

 John Smith goes to the dentist. Or does he? 

 COMEDY | MALE  

A glass full of whisky A glass full of whisky

ANTICIPATION 

The anticipation of your Hibiki Harmony 30th anniversary limited edition whiskey might be better than the drink itself.

 COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

A middle aged Blonde woman cleaning her clothe with a pet hair removal roller A middle aged Blonde woman cleaning her clothe with a pet hair removal roller

AS GOOD AS A HOLIDAY 

It’s not OCD, I just like things in a specific way and deviations are like an itch inside my brain which gets worse and worse.

 COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A close up image of baby feet A close up image of baby feet

BABY FEET 

Small feet, small… you know. That's what they keep saying to him, anyway.

COMEDY | MALE  

A feet and a pair of red shoes A feet and a pair of red shoes

BIG SCORE 

How guilty would you feel if you sold 450 identical pairs of shoes to a suicide cult?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A couple breaking up in the park A couple breaking up in the park

BILLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU 

Breaking up your child's friendship because you really can't stand the kid's mother.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A bride looking at the window A bride looking at the window

BRIDEZILLA 

A bride plans her perfect day. Everything is coming along, though one important thing is still missing.

COMEDY  | FEMALE  

Busy people inside a cafe while it is raining outside Busy people inside a cafe while it is raining outside

CAFE FENG SHUI 

When a guy starts coming to the café you love with his stupid leather jacket and his stupid thermos.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A couple breaking up in the park A couple breaking up in the park

CANCEROUS BREAKUP 

Are you a monster if you broke up with your girlfriend because she got cancer? Yes, yes you are.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A girl thinking about something A girl thinking about something

CHOICE PARALYSIS 

Every choice you make leaves an infinite number of unmade choices dying in the dust.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A moving bus in the road A moving bus in the road

CLICK TO KILL 

When your homophobic high school friend clicks his fingers and gets hit by a bus…

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A monobloc chair in the middle of the road A monobloc chair in the middle of the road

COURTESY SEAT 

A pregnant lady, elderly person, disabled person and injured person all fight for the courtesy seat.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Image of a hand holding a clapboard Image of a hand holding a clapboard

CUT 

Nothing's worse than when your scene ends up on the cutting room floor. Especially when you did… you know…

COMEDY | FEMALE  

A kidnapped woman with a black cloth covered in her face A kidnapped woman with a black cloth covered in her face

DECOY WIFE 

If you're going to kidnap and ransom out the boss's wife, you'd better make sure she's the right person.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

An old guy looking in pain while jogging in the beack An old guy looking in pain while jogging in the beack

DODGED THE BULLET 

Would you fake a heart attack to cover a fart?

COMEDY | MALE  

A guy patting his white dog A guy patting his white dog

DON'T PAT MY DOG 

Johnny gets jealous when his dog shows affection to a friend.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A donut that is shaped like a bear A donut that is shaped like a bear

DONUT TESTER 

After failing a job interview, a fake donut tester gets serious about the artform.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A depressed woman watching her friend getting kicked out of the house A depressed woman watching her friend getting kicked out of the house

ENDZONED 

Being friendzoned sucks. But being endzoned - that's something else indeed.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman standing infront of a tunnel of lights A woman standing infront of a tunnel of lights

EVERYONE OWNS A TELEPORTER IN THE FUTURE 

You arrive in present times from the future but your teleporter has run out of battery. Would anyone believe you?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man that looks problematic while talking in a phone booth A man that looks problematic while talking in a phone booth

EVERYTHING I EVER DID WAS FOR YOU 

Your mum calls you and says "everything I ever did was for you", "I love you" and "goodbye". What's about to happen?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman that looks shocked while covering her mouth A woman that looks shocked while covering her mouth

EX SEX DOLL 

Imagine coming home to find your husband having sex with a blow up doll with his ex's face taped to it.

COMEDY | FEMALE  

Close up of eyes with the expression of fear Close up of eyes with the expression of fear

EXPOSURE THERAPY 

If you face your fears a little bit at a time, you'll get used to them… until your fears start moving in front of you.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman behind cell bars A woman behind cell bars

FOR THE EXERCISE 

The best and worst things about being a prostitute.

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

A man being bullied by three persons in a party A man being bullied by three persons in a party

FORCED FAILS 

Have you noticed how people always laugh when they hurt themselves in fail videos? Is this a new way to spread joy?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A box of Froot Loops cereals being poured in a bowl A box of Froot Loops cereals being poured in a bowl

FUCK BITES 

Kellogg's cornflakes were designed to suppress your sexual appetite. Where's the cereal that increases it?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Two guys staring with each other looking inlove Two guys staring with each other looking inlove

GAY BY ELIMINATION 

Just because you're dating another man, doesn't mean you're gay.

COMEDY | MALE  

A bearded guy wearing a glasses with codes reflecting in his face A bearded guy wearing a glasses with codes reflecting in his face

GENIUS 

Am I a genius? I'd sound like a wanker if I said "yes", wouldn't I?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A silhouette of soldiers carrying their arms and packs to the battle field A silhouette of soldiers carrying their arms and packs to the battle field

GETTING OUT OF THE WAR 

You hate the invaders, but you're a coward. Can acting crazy get you out of the war you don't want to die in?

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A wrist watch in the ground A wrist watch in the ground

GUILTY, NOT GUILTY 

Too guilty to sell that fancy watch you found for a profit? Maybe the next guy won't have the same reservations.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A very happy woman with face paint A very happy woman with face paint

HANGRY 

Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A syringe inserted in an apple A syringe inserted in an apple

HEALTHY HABITS 

A health freak with a dirty habit.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A short haired kid with a dirt in her hands A short haired kid with a dirt in her hands

HIT MY KID 

 A neighbourhood kid kills a man's dog and comes around with his dad to admit his wrongdoing. Violence ensues. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

A couple and a server taking their orders A couple and a server taking their orders

HOW WAS YOUR MEAL? 

 A very honest response to a waiter asking "How was your meal?" Maybe a little too honest. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man with a mullet hairstyle facing the camera fiercely A man with a mullet hairstyle facing the camera fiercely

I CAME HOME AND DISCOVERED MY BOYFRIEND HAS A MULLET 

 Would you do it? If you came home and your boyfriend had a mullet? Would YOU do it too? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A husband touching her wife's pregnant belly A husband touching her wife's pregnant belly

I F**CKED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER 

 Chad's imagination isn't all that great. What can he do to feel a bit more appreciation for his wife? 

COMEDY | MALE  

A laptop, mouse, cellphone and a book tied and locked up together with a chain A laptop, mouse, cellphone and a book tied and locked up together with a chain

I LOST THE PASSKEY TO OUR MUM'S BRAIN 

 Your mum's brain is stored on a passkey-protected hard drive, but the cleaner just threw out the passkey. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A dog licking a cone of ice cream A dog licking a cone of ice cream

IMPORTANT DECISIONS 

 A last meal. And it's ice cream. And it's for a dog. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man sitting holding his baton and Panama hat A man sitting holding his baton and Panama hat

IMPULSIVE PROBLEMS 

 When you impulsively kill your boss and dispose of most of his body, someone has to clean up the mess. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A dramatic shot of Mcdonalds McCafe store A dramatic shot of Mcdonalds McCafe store

INBRED REVENGE 

 Damien tries to blow up a McDonald's by hitting the stove with a baseball bat. 

COMEDY| MALE/FEMALE  

Two couples hugging each other while both are looking at their phones at the same time Two couples hugging each other while both are looking at their phones at the same time

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S MY EX 

 When your accent reminds your date of her ex cheating on her 

COMEDY | FEMALE  

A hand typing in a laptop keyboard A hand typing in a laptop keyboard

KEYBOARD WARRIOR 

 Making the world a better place, one dickhead at a time. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A bloody hands A bloody hands

KIDNAPPER'S CONUNDRUM 

 When you kill a murderer, what do you do with the witness? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman holding her foot and acting like it was a phone A woman holding her foot and acting like it was a phone

LIZARD HUMOUR 

 Maybe you're not quite as witty as you thought you were. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman loading the laundry machine with half of her body inside it A woman loading the laundry machine with half of her body inside it

LOVE IN THE LAUNDROMAT 

 Is it easier to go talk to someone or just buy the laundromat you saw them in and wait for them to come back? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A newly wed couple staring in love with each other with full of lights in the background A newly wed couple staring in love with each other with full of lights in the background

LOVING MANDY 

 You love Mandy. When's a good time to tell Mandy this? Why, Mandy's wedding, of course! 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A guy pointing out a graph data in a paper A guy pointing out a graph data in a paper

MAN VS PORN 

 Mark's monkey brain VS technology that gets twice as good every two years. Can he fix his broken spreadsheet? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

A detective sitting in a chair holding a magnifying glass while smoking a tobacco A detective sitting in a chair holding a magnifying glass while smoking a tobacco

MY DAD GOT
HIRED BY THE CIA 

 Why would the CIA hire the most technologically inept human being on the planet? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Image of busy people in the gym Image of busy people in the gym

MY SPOT 

 What do you do when someone's in your spot at the gym? 

COMEDY | MALE  

A stack of vegetables in the grocery store A stack of vegetables in the grocery store

NOT A HEAD OF A LETTUCE 

Tokyo finds a human head in a delivery of fresh vegetables. Will customer service help?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A caricature model of two cops A caricature model of two cops

OKAY COP, BETTER COP 

An okay cop does the job. A good cop puts every single crim behind bars.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A group of protests covering a part of the streets A group of protests covering a part of the streets

PRO PROTEST 

An accidental protestor finds an addictive new pursuit.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A hand typing in an old typewriter A hand typing in an old typewriter

PROCRASTINATION 

Trying to write, succeeding in procrastination. Could it be they don't want to write the content?

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man in an edge of a bridge preparing top jump A man in an edge of a bridge preparing top jump

PUTTING IT OFF 

A man is about to commit suicide when he sees the new season of Game of Thrones has just dropped.

COMEDY | MALE  

Two skulls biting a cigarette with ashes, lighter and a coin beside it Two skulls biting a cigarette with ashes, lighter and a coin beside it

RANGER DANGER 

A park ranger is fighting a man who's scattering his brother's ashes. Is it an injustice or a case of "live and let live"?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Two guy fighting fiercely fighting each other Two guy fighting fiercely fighting each other

REACTION 

A man accidentally kills someone in the street and threatens a witness.

COMEDY | MALE  

A bride and her four friends staring at each other A bride and her four friends staring at each other

REALLY JILTED 

Julie never thought she'd get invited to this wedding. What other occasion could repair burnt bridges?

COMEDY | FEMALE  

A white Robot with big eyes A white Robot with big eyes

ROBOPLUMBER 

If you build a robot plumber that's the exact same model as the robot gigolo, customers will definitely get their pipes fixed.

COMEDY | FEMALE  

Two fitness experts doing a stunt Two fitness experts doing a stunt

RUNNER'S HIGH 

Runner’s high makes exercise easy. Effortless. Energising! Not everyone gets it though.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Emergency label at a hospital Emergency label at a hospital

RUSH HOUR IN EMERGENCY 

Young Benny is in emergency suffering from a spinach allergy. But the nurses are distracted by an angry drunk.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man in a black hoodie typing at his keyboard A man in a black hoodie typing at his keyboard

RUSSIA #1 HACKER 

Russia #1 hacker protect you from bad government. 

COMEDY | MALE  

A silhouette of a guy in stage with fogs all over the place A silhouette of a guy in stage with fogs all over the place

SCHRODINGER'S MORON 

Schrödinger's Moron: the moron you're looking at is always bigger than the other morons.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A red brick game being played by a guy A red brick game being played by a guy

SECRET GRANDMASTER 

You played Tetris so much you accidentally become best in the world. Don't let anyone see you though!

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman holding her long brown hair A woman holding her long brown hair

SHAMPOO 

The world is so much better when you have killer hair.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

Pouring a bottle of beer in a glass Pouring a bottle of beer in a glass

SMELLOLOGIST 

What's a weirder career than making beer out of vaginal bacteria? A sex doll smellologist.

COMEDY | MALE  

A hen laying eggs, one brown and one white A hen laying eggs, one brown and one white

STOPPED LAYING 

Chickens sometimes come up with unique calls they use around their owners. Stanley is given a name.

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

A man holding a rooster while smoking a cigarette A man holding a rooster while smoking a cigarette

STUPID ROOSTERS 

Roosters which haven't quite got it right.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A black and white image of a guy playing the drums A black and white image of a guy playing the drums

TAPPING OUT 

A drummer playing at 10PM. Is tonight the night you'll slip a strongly-worded letter under his door?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man in a horizon pointing out a flashlight to the sky A man in a horizon pointing out a flashlight to the sky

THE GOLDEN RECORD 

A teenage alient discovers the record Earth sent into space… and it's totally lame.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman trying to xerox a piece of paper A woman trying to xerox a piece of paper

THE LONG EDGE 

But what exactly IS the "best paper to stock tray three of the level 8 printer"?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

An advisor talking to a couple An advisor talking to a couple

THE REAL LOSER OF THE CUSTODY BATTLE IS ALWAYS THE CHILD 

You can divide the furniture in a divorce, but can you divide the child? Turns out, maybe you can.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman standing infront of a wall with codes reflected to her face A woman standing infront of a wall with codes reflected to her face

THIS LOVE EXISTS 

Could you help me find somone who looks like the AI-generated woman I fell in love with?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A hand wearing a yellow glove doing a symbol of a dog A hand wearing a yellow glove doing a symbol of a dog

THWARTED 

A robber is almost thwarted by a little girl when she points her finger at him and says, "Bang bang you're dead."

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

A woman in the forest carrying a globe A woman in the forest carrying a globe

TRASHED APARTMENT 

Saving the world one tweet at a time.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Twins laying down in the rooftop while looking at the sky Twins laying down in the rooftop while looking at the sky

TWINS 

When your mates ask you if you'd "do twins" in front of your girlfriend, what are you supposed to say?

COMEDY | MALE  

A man under the blanket holding a cup of starbucks coffee A man under the blanket holding a cup of starbucks coffee

UPSELLING 

When there's not enough cash in the till at Starbucks, a robber teaches the barista sales skills.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

URINAL FLY 

You know those plastic flies in urinals? The ones you pee on so you don't miss? What if it was a real fly?

COMEDY | MALE  

Two couples sitting on a couch talking about their problems Two couples sitting on a couch talking about their problems

WORK OUT 

An enthusiastic exercise instructor with a group who can't quite follow.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman infront of a laptop doing zoom meeting A woman infront of a laptop doing zoom meeting

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM 

Two and a half hours in to that neverending Zoom meeting and you really need to pee. I mean really.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

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