SCRIPT LIBRARY
This directory contains 150 audition monologues available for preview, purchase, or sometimes even free download!
OUR PUBLICATIONS
A WITH NO E
The perfect EA still makes a daily coffee for an executive who's no longer with the company.
DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE
ACCIDENTAL JOHN
John Smith goes to the dentist. Or does he?
COMEDY | MALE
ANTICIPATION
The anticipation of your Hibiki Harmony 30th anniversary limited edition whiskey might be better than the drink itself.
COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE
BABY FEET
Small feet, small… you know. That's what they keep saying to him, anyway.
BABY HANDS
When your hands are so small you can model kids' toys for K-Mart, don't expect to attract anyone but creeps.
BAD TIMING
The best time to bash someone to death is when you're neighbour is screaming, "I'll kill you!" at a wasp.
BAND CAMP
Your plan to get Jasper Whitehorse's daughter to do your flute lessons worked! Now, don't fangirl too hard.
DRAMA | MALE
BRIDEZILLA
A bride plans her perfect day. Everything is coming along, though one important thing is still missing.
COMEDY | FEMALE
CAFE FENG SHUI
When a guy starts coming to the café you love with his stupid leather jacket and his stupid thermos.
COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE
CHOICE PARALYSIS
Every choice you make leaves an infinite number of unmade choices dying in the dust.
COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE
CLEARLY AN ACCIDENT
A duck hunter kills a protestor. "Clearly an accident," says the magistrate.
CLICK TO KILL
When your homophobic high school friend clicks his fingers and gets hit by a bus…
CUT
Nothing's worse than when your scene ends up on the cutting room floor. Especially when you did… you know…
DECOY WIFE
If you're going to kidnap and ransom out the boss's wife, you'd better make sure she's the right person.
DODGED THE BULLET
Would you fake a heart attack to cover a fart?
DON'T PAT MY DOG
Johnny gets jealous when his dog shows affection to a friend.
DROPPED COMMITMENT
The consequences of a dropped commitment are real and raw.
EDUCATION
Some people need an education. Sometimes it's a tap about the noggin.
EX SEX DOLL
Imagine coming home to find your husband having sex with a blow up doll with his ex's face taped to it.
EXPOSURE THERAPY
If you face your fears a little bit at a time, you'll get used to them… until your fears start moving in front of you.
FAIR PARANOIA
A known murderer grows increasingly paranoid as an army of untrained intelligence officers perform surveillance on him.
FOR THE EXERCISE
The best and worst things about being a prostitute.
FORCED FAILS
Have you noticed how people always laugh when they hurt themselves in fail videos? Is this a new way to spread joy?
FUCK BITES
Kellogg's cornflakes were designed to suppress your sexual appetite. Where's the cereal that increases it?
GETTING IN FIRST
If you found out your husband was going to have an affair, wouldn't you want to get in first?
DRAMA | FEMALE
GETTING OUT OF THE WAR
You hate the invaders, but you're a coward. Can acting crazy get you out of the war you don't want to die in?
GLOBOPHOBIA
A paralysing fear of balloons and a child in great danger.
GOD'S ERROR
Is praying telling God he got it wrong?
HANGRY
Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.
HEALTHY HABITS
A health freak with a dirty habit.
HIT MY KID
A neighbourhood kid kills a man's dog and comes around with his dad to admit his wrongdoing. Violence ensues.
COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE
HOSPITALITY WITHOUT CONSENT
Accused of a horrible crime when all he did was insist she come in for a meal…
HOW WAS YOUR MEAL?
A very honest response to a waiter asking "How was your meal?" Maybe a little too honest.
I CAME HOME AND DISCOVERED MY BOYFRIEND HAS A MULLET
Would you do it? If you came home and your boyfriend had a mullet? Would YOU do it too?
I F**CKED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER
Chad's imagination isn't all that great. What can he do to feel a bit more appreciation for his wife?
I HOPE SHE SUFFERED
When you bump into the guy who unfairly dismissed you and taunt him about his dead wife.
INBRED REVENGE
Damien tries to blow up a McDonald's by hitting the stove with a baseball bat.
COMEDY| MALE/FEMALE
INSULTED INCEL
Her last words were: "You were pretty good, for an incel."
IT'S JUST THATNOW WE KNOW
Power doesn't corrupt. It just shines daylight on who you really are
IT'S NOT VERY GOOD
Why would a rich person shoplift? And why did they deface that disabled child's artwork?
KEYBOARD WARRIOR
Making the world a better place, one dickhead at a time.
KIDNAPPER'S CONUNDRUM
When you kill a murderer, what do you do with the witness?
LYING
When you realise you've been nothing but insincere, the time is right to show your true feelings.
MAN VS PORN
Mark's monkey brain VS technology that gets twice as good every two years. Can he fix his broken spreadsheet?
MY SPOT
What do you do when someone's in your spot at the gym?
NICE AND EMPTY
Why doesn't Daniel care that his partner cheated on him?
ONLY PEEING
OWNING THE HOMOPHOBES
PUTTING IT OFF
REACTION
REALLY JILTED
REFUGEE PROTEST
RUNNER'S HIGH
RUSH HOUR IN EMERGENCY
SAUCE PRANK
SCHRODINGER'S MORON
SHAMPOO
SMEARED