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A laptop with a post it that says "Coffee Please!" A laptop with a post it that says "Coffee Please!"

A WITH NO E 

The perfect EA still makes a daily coffee for an executive who's no longer with the company.

 DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A Dentist looking problematic while sitting on his Dental Chair A Dentist looking problematic while sitting on his Dental Chair

ACCIDENTAL JOHN 

 John Smith goes to the dentist. Or does he? 

 COMEDY | MALE  

A glass full of whisky A glass full of whisky

ANTICIPATION 

The anticipation of your Hibiki Harmony 30th anniversary limited edition whiskey might be better than the drink itself.

 COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

A close up image of baby feet A close up image of baby feet

BABY FEET 

Small feet, small… you know. That's what they keep saying to him, anyway.

COMEDY | MALE  

A hands of a baby holding a toy train A hands of a baby holding a toy train

BABY HANDS 

When your hands are so small you can model kids' toys for K-Mart, don't expect to attract anyone but creeps. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A black guy chasing a bee in the window A black guy chasing a bee in the window

BAD TIMING 

The best time to bash someone to death is when you're neighbour is screaming, "I'll kill you!" at a wasp.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man playing a flute A man playing a flute

BAND CAMP 

Your plan to get Jasper Whitehorse's daughter to do your flute lessons worked! Now, don't fangirl too hard.

DRAMA | MALE  

A bride looking at the window A bride looking at the window

BRIDEZILLA 

A bride plans her perfect day. Everything is coming along, though one important thing is still missing.

COMEDY  | FEMALE  

Busy people inside a cafe while it is raining outside Busy people inside a cafe while it is raining outside

CAFE FENG SHUI 

When a guy starts coming to the café you love with his stupid leather jacket and his stupid thermos.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A girl thinking about something A girl thinking about something

CHOICE PARALYSIS 

Every choice you make leaves an infinite number of unmade choices dying in the dust.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A hunter in the wild holding his rifle and carrying his equipments A hunter in the wild holding his rifle and carrying his equipments

CLEARLY AN ACCIDENT 

A duck hunter kills a protestor. "Clearly an accident," says the magistrate.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A moving bus in the road A moving bus in the road

CLICK TO KILL 

When your homophobic high school friend clicks his fingers and gets hit by a bus…

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Image of a hand holding a clapboard Image of a hand holding a clapboard

CUT 

Nothing's worse than when your scene ends up on the cutting room floor. Especially when you did… you know…

COMEDY | FEMALE  

A kidnapped woman with a black cloth covered in her face A kidnapped woman with a black cloth covered in her face

DECOY WIFE 

If you're going to kidnap and ransom out the boss's wife, you'd better make sure she's the right person.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

An old guy looking in pain while jogging in the beack An old guy looking in pain while jogging in the beack

DODGED THE BULLET 

Would you fake a heart attack to cover a fart?

COMEDY | MALE  

A guy patting his white dog A guy patting his white dog

DON'T PAT MY DOG 

Johnny gets jealous when his dog shows affection to a friend.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man in the ground looking scared of the man infront of him A man in the ground looking scared of the man infront of him

DROPPED COMMITMENT 

The consequences of a dropped commitment are real and raw.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man studying about the moon in his tablet A man studying about the moon in his tablet

EDUCATION 

Some people need an education. Sometimes it's a tap about the noggin.

DRAMA | MALE  

A woman that looks shocked while covering her mouth A woman that looks shocked while covering her mouth

EX SEX DOLL 

Imagine coming home to find your husband having sex with a blow up doll with his ex's face taped to it.

COMEDY | FEMALE  

Close up of eyes with the expression of fear Close up of eyes with the expression of fear

EXPOSURE THERAPY 

If you face your fears a little bit at a time, you'll get used to them… until your fears start moving in front of you.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man and a woman being investigated by surveillance officer A man and a woman being investigated by surveillance officer

FAIR PARANOIA 

A known murderer grows increasingly paranoid as an army of untrained intelligence officers perform surveillance on him.

DRAMA | MALE  

A woman behind cell bars A woman behind cell bars

FOR THE EXERCISE 

The best and worst things about being a prostitute.

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

A man being bullied by three persons in a party A man being bullied by three persons in a party

FORCED FAILS 

Have you noticed how people always laugh when they hurt themselves in fail videos? Is this a new way to spread joy?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A box of Froot Loops cereals being poured in a bowl A box of Froot Loops cereals being poured in a bowl

FUCK BITES 

Kellogg's cornflakes were designed to suppress your sexual appetite. Where's the cereal that increases it?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A silhouette of a man and a woman in a beach A silhouette of a man and a woman in a beach

GETTING IN FIRST 

If you found out your husband was going to have an affair, wouldn't you want to get in first?

DRAMA | FEMALE  

A silhouette of soldiers carrying their arms and packs to the battle field A silhouette of soldiers carrying their arms and packs to the battle field

GETTING OUT OF THE WAR 

You hate the invaders, but you're a coward. Can acting crazy get you out of the war you don't want to die in?

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman holding three balloons A woman holding three balloons

GLOBOPHOBIA 

A paralysing fear of balloons and a child in great danger. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A praying woman in her bed A praying woman in her bed

GOD'S ERROR 

Is praying telling God he got it wrong?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A very happy woman with face paint A very happy woman with face paint

HANGRY 

Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A syringe inserted in an apple A syringe inserted in an apple

HEALTHY HABITS 

A health freak with a dirty habit.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A short haired kid with a dirt in her hands A short haired kid with a dirt in her hands

HIT MY KID 

 A neighbourhood kid kills a man's dog and comes around with his dad to admit his wrongdoing. Violence ensues. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

A group of friends gathering in the kitchen while drinking wine and talking to each other A group of friends gathering in the kitchen while drinking wine and talking to each other

HOSPITALITY WITHOUT CONSENT 

 Accused of a horrible crime when all he did was insist she come in for a meal… 

DRAMA | MALE  

A couple and a server taking their orders A couple and a server taking their orders

HOW WAS YOUR MEAL? 

 A very honest response to a waiter asking "How was your meal?" Maybe a little too honest. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man with a mullet hairstyle facing the camera fiercely A man with a mullet hairstyle facing the camera fiercely

I CAME HOME AND DISCOVERED MY BOYFRIEND HAS A MULLET 

 Would you do it? If you came home and your boyfriend had a mullet? Would YOU do it too? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A husband touching her wife's pregnant belly A husband touching her wife's pregnant belly

I F**CKED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER 

 Chad's imagination isn't all that great. What can he do to feel a bit more appreciation for his wife? 

COMEDY | MALE  

Two guys violently fighting each other Two guys violently fighting each other

I HOPE SHE SUFFERED 

 When you bump into the guy who unfairly dismissed you and taunt him about his dead wife. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A dramatic shot of Mcdonalds McCafe store A dramatic shot of Mcdonalds McCafe store

INBRED REVENGE 

 Damien tries to blow up a McDonald's by hitting the stove with a baseball bat. 

COMEDY| MALE/FEMALE  

A nerdy guy infront of his laptop while having a lot of books on the side A nerdy guy infront of his laptop while having a lot of books on the side

INSULTED INCEL 

 Her last words were: "You were pretty good, for an incel." 

DRAMA | MALE  

A guy hiding his face in a stack of money A guy hiding his face in a stack of money

IT'S JUST THAT
NOW WE KNOW 

 Power doesn't corrupt. It just shines daylight on who you really are 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

Two couples walking towards the Parking lot Two couples walking towards the Parking lot

IT'S NOT VERY GOOD 

 Why would a rich person shoplift? And why did they deface that disabled child's artwork? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A hand typing in a laptop keyboard A hand typing in a laptop keyboard

KEYBOARD WARRIOR 

 Making the world a better place, one dickhead at a time. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A bloody hands A bloody hands

KIDNAPPER'S CONUNDRUM 

 When you kill a murderer, what do you do with the witness? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A top shot of two kids laying down beside each other while covering their faces A top shot of two kids laying down beside each other while covering their faces

LYING 

 When you realise you've been nothing but insincere, the time is right to show your true feelings. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A guy pointing out a graph data in a paper A guy pointing out a graph data in a paper

MAN VS PORN 

 Mark's monkey brain VS technology that gets twice as good every two years. Can he fix his broken spreadsheet? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

Image of busy people in the gym Image of busy people in the gym

MY SPOT 

 What do you do when someone's in your spot at the gym? 

COMEDY | MALE  

Two couples in the couch and a guy staring at them at the door Two couples in the couch and a guy staring at them at the door

NICE AND EMPTY 

 Why doesn't Daniel care that his partner cheated on him? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A statue of a peeing child A statue of a peeing child

ONLY PEEING 

A man is arrested for peeing behind a tree in a public park. Will he save Xbox?

DRAMA | MALE  

A man sitting on the floor looking scared of the man infront of him A man sitting on the floor looking scared of the man infront of him

OWNING THE HOMOPHOBES 

One homophobic slur, one deadly comeback. You wanna win a fight, hit 'em in the pride.

DRAMA | MALE  

A man in an edge of a bridge preparing top jump A man in an edge of a bridge preparing top jump

PUTTING IT OFF 

A man is about to commit suicide when he sees the new season of Game of Thrones has just dropped.

COMEDY | MALE  

Two guy fighting fiercely fighting each other Two guy fighting fiercely fighting each other

REACTION 

A man accidentally kills someone in the street and threatens a witness.

COMEDY | MALE  

A bride and her four friends staring at each other A bride and her four friends staring at each other

REALLY JILTED 

Julie never thought she'd get invited to this wedding. What other occasion could repair burnt bridges?

COMEDY | FEMALE  

A woman shouting at a megaphone A woman shouting at a megaphone

REFUGEE PROTEST 

A protester meets a refugee doctor he despises.

DRAMA  | MALE/FEMALE  

Two fitness experts doing a stunt Two fitness experts doing a stunt

RUNNER'S HIGH 

Runner’s high makes exercise easy. Effortless. Energising! Not everyone gets it though.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Emergency label at a hospital Emergency label at a hospital

RUSH HOUR IN EMERGENCY 

Young Benny is in emergency suffering from a spinach allergy. But the nurses are distracted by an angry drunk.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

Two guys pushing each other with might Two guys pushing each other with might

SAUCE PRANK 

When your big little brother comes up with a great prank halfway through beating you up.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A silhouette of a guy in stage with fogs all over the place A silhouette of a guy in stage with fogs all over the place

SCHRODINGER'S MORON 

Schrödinger's Moron: the moron you're looking at is always bigger than the other morons.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman holding her long brown hair A woman holding her long brown hair

SHAMPOO 

The world is so much better when you have killer hair.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

A guy holding his table while taking time to pick a video to watch A guy holding his table while taking time to pick a video to watch

SMEARED 

After being jailed for a murder you didn't commit, you get out to find a YouTube video detailing your guilt.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

Pouring a bottle of beer in a glass Pouring a bottle of beer in a glass

SMELLOLOGIST 

What's a weirder career than making beer out of vaginal bacteria? A sex doll smellologist.

COMEDY | MALE  

A pixelised game bug in a yellow bricked wall A pixelised game bug in a yellow bricked wall

SPEED RUNNER 

A video game speed runner is losing to King RnG… until a new glitch appears.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man holding a rooster while smoking a cigarette A man holding a rooster while smoking a cigarette

STUPID ROOSTERS 

Roosters which haven't quite got it right.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

An aftershock of a bomb explosion An aftershock of a bomb explosion

TERRORFIED 

A bomb explodes at a stadium and blinding chaos follows.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

An aftershock of a bomb explosion An aftershock of a bomb explosion

THE CROWN REMOVER 

When the wrong person was crowned winner in a beauty contest, it was someone's job to take the crown off her head.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

An advisor talking to a couple An advisor talking to a couple

THE REAL LOSER OF THE CUSTODY BATTLE IS ALWAYS THE CHILD 

You can divide the furniture in a divorce, but can you divide the child? Turns out, maybe you can.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman standing infront of a wall with codes reflected to her face A woman standing infront of a wall with codes reflected to her face

THIS LOVE EXISTS 

Could you help me find somone who looks like the AI-generated woman I fell in love with?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman in the forest carrying a globe A woman in the forest carrying a globe

TRASHED APARTMENT 

Saving the world one tweet at a time.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Twins laying down in the rooftop while looking at the sky Twins laying down in the rooftop while looking at the sky

TWINS 

When your mates ask you if you'd "do twins" in front of your girlfriend, what are you supposed to say?

COMEDY | MALE  

A group of protestants carrying statement boards about justice A group of protestants carrying statement boards about justice

UGLY PREJUDICE 

There's a lot of prejudice in the world, but have you thought about what it's like for people who are just plain ugly?

DRAMA | FEMALE  

A man under the blanket holding a cup of starbucks coffee A man under the blanket holding a cup of starbucks coffee

UPSELLING 

When there's not enough cash in the till at Starbucks, a robber teaches the barista sales skills.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

Two couples sitting on a couch talking about their problems Two couples sitting on a couch talking about their problems

WORK OUT 

An enthusiastic exercise instructor with a group who can't quite follow.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Two guy sitting at the ground with a pillar in between of them Two guy sitting at the ground with a pillar in between of them

YOUR WORST ENEMY 

What would you wish on your worst enemy? Could it be that you need better enemies?

DRAMA | FEMALE  

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