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This directory contains 150 audition monologues available for preview, purchase, or sometimes even free download!


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A WITH NO E 

The perfect EA still makes a daily coffee for an executive who's no longer with the company.

 DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

ACCIDENTAL JOHN 

 John Smith goes to the dentist. Or does he? 

 COMEDY | MALE  

ANTICIPATION 

The anticipation of your Hibiki Harmony 30th anniversary limited edition whiskey might be better than the drink itself.

 COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

BABY FEET 

Small feet, small… you know. That's what they keep saying to him, anyway.

COMEDY | MALE  

BABY HANDS 

When your hands are so small you can model kids' toys for K-Mart, don't expect to attract anyone but creeps. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

BAD TIMING 

The best time to bash someone to death is when you're neighbour is screaming, "I'll kill you!" at a wasp.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

BAND CAMP 

Your plan to get Jasper Whitehorse's daughter to do your flute lessons worked! Now, don't fangirl too hard.

DRAMA | MALE  

BRIDEZILLA 

A bride plans her perfect day. Everything is coming along, though one important thing is still missing.

COMEDY  | FEMALE  

CAFE FENG SHUI 

When a guy starts coming to the café you love with his stupid leather jacket and his stupid thermos.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

CHOICE PARALYSIS 

Every choice you make leaves an infinite number of unmade choices dying in the dust.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CLEARLY AN ACCIDENT 

A duck hunter kills a protestor. "Clearly an accident," says the magistrate.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CLICK TO KILL 

When your homophobic high school friend clicks his fingers and gets hit by a bus…

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

CUT 

Nothing's worse than when your scene ends up on the cutting room floor. Especially when you did… you know…

COMEDY | FEMALE  

DECOY WIFE 

If you're going to kidnap and ransom out the boss's wife, you'd better make sure she's the right person.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

DODGED THE BULLET 

Would you fake a heart attack to cover a fart?

COMEDY | MALE  

DON'T PAT MY DOG 

Johnny gets jealous when his dog shows affection to a friend.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

DROPPED COMMITMENT 

The consequences of a dropped commitment are real and raw.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

EDUCATION 

Some people need an education. Sometimes it's a tap about the noggin.

DRAMA | MALE  

EX SEX DOLL 

Imagine coming home to find your husband having sex with a blow up doll with his ex's face taped to it.

COMEDY | FEMALE  

EXPOSURE THERAPY 

If you face your fears a little bit at a time, you'll get used to them… until your fears start moving in front of you.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

FAIR PARANOIA 

A known murderer grows increasingly paranoid as an army of untrained intelligence officers perform surveillance on him.

DRAMA | MALE  

FOR THE EXERCISE 

The best and worst things about being a prostitute.

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

FORCED FAILS 

Have you noticed how people always laugh when they hurt themselves in fail videos? Is this a new way to spread joy?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

FUCK BITES 

Kellogg's cornflakes were designed to suppress your sexual appetite. Where's the cereal that increases it?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

GETTING IN FIRST 

If you found out your husband was going to have an affair, wouldn't you want to get in first?

DRAMA | FEMALE  

GETTING OUT OF THE WAR 

You hate the invaders, but you're a coward. Can acting crazy get you out of the war you don't want to die in?

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GLOBOPHOBIA 

A paralysing fear of balloons and a child in great danger. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GOD'S ERROR 

Is praying telling God he got it wrong?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

HANGRY 

Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

HEALTHY HABITS 

A health freak with a dirty habit.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

HIT MY KID 

 A neighbourhood kid kills a man's dog and comes around with his dad to admit his wrongdoing. Violence ensues. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

HOSPITALITY WITHOUT CONSENT 

 Accused of a horrible crime when all he did was insist she come in for a meal… 

DRAMA | MALE  

HOW WAS YOUR MEAL? 

 A very honest response to a waiter asking "How was your meal?" Maybe a little too honest. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

I CAME HOME AND DISCOVERED MY BOYFRIEND HAS A MULLET 

 Would you do it? If you came home and your boyfriend had a mullet? Would YOU do it too? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

I F**CKED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER 

 Chad's imagination isn't all that great. What can he do to feel a bit more appreciation for his wife? 

COMEDY | MALE  

I HOPE SHE SUFFERED 

 When you bump into the guy who unfairly dismissed you and taunt him about his dead wife. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

INBRED REVENGE 

 Damien tries to blow up a McDonald's by hitting the stove with a baseball bat. 

COMEDY| MALE/FEMALE  

INSULTED INCEL 

 Her last words were: "You were pretty good, for an incel." 

DRAMA | MALE  

IT'S JUST THAT
NOW WE KNOW 

 Power doesn't corrupt. It just shines daylight on who you really are 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

IT'S NOT VERY GOOD 

 Why would a rich person shoplift? And why did they deface that disabled child's artwork? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

KEYBOARD WARRIOR 

 Making the world a better place, one dickhead at a time. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

KIDNAPPER'S CONUNDRUM 

 When you kill a murderer, what do you do with the witness? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

LYING 

 When you realise you've been nothing but insincere, the time is right to show your true feelings. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

MAN VS PORN 

 Mark's monkey brain VS technology that gets twice as good every two years. Can he fix his broken spreadsheet? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

MY SPOT 

 What do you do when someone's in your spot at the gym? 

COMEDY | MALE  

NICE AND EMPTY 

 Why doesn't Daniel care that his partner cheated on him? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

ONLY PEEING 

A man is arrested for peeing behind a tree in a public park. Will he save Xbox?

DRAMA | MALE  

OWNING THE HOMOPHOBES 

One homophobic slur, one deadly comeback. You wanna win a fight, hit 'em in the pride.

DRAMA | MALE  

PUTTING IT OFF 

A man is about to commit suicide when he sees the new season of Game of Thrones has just dropped.

COMEDY | MALE  

REACTION 

A man accidentally kills someone in the street and threatens a witness.

COMEDY | MALE  

REALLY JILTED 

Julie never thought she'd get invited to this wedding. What other occasion could repair burnt bridges?

COMEDY | FEMALE  

REFUGEE PROTEST 

A protester meets a refugee doctor he despises.

DRAMA  | MALE/FEMALE  

RUNNER'S HIGH 

Runner’s high makes exercise easy. Effortless. Energising! Not everyone gets it though.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

RUSH HOUR IN EMERGENCY 

Young Benny is in emergency suffering from a spinach allergy. But the nurses are distracted by an angry drunk.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

SAUCE PRANK 

When your big little brother comes up with a great prank halfway through beating you up.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

SCHRODINGER'S MORON 

Schrödinger's Moron: the moron you're looking at is always bigger than the other morons.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

SHAMPOO 

The world is so much better when you have killer hair.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

SMEARED 

After being jailed for a murder you didn't commit, you get out to find a YouTube video detailing your guilt.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE