SCRIPT LIBRARY
This directory contains 150 audition monologues available for preview, purchase, or sometimes even free download!
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A CHILD'S SCREAM
A child screams. Should you check that it's okay? It's probably nothing, but what if it isn't?
DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE
A STAGGERING DANCER
"A staggering dancer" is not quite the review you'd hope for.
COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE
A WITH NO E
The perfect EA still makes a daily coffee for an executive who's no longer with the company.
ABLEIST PIG
You gotta be careful what you say these days. You never know when you might cause offense
ACCLIMATISATION
Emotions are like the weather. If you're cold, a small drop in temperature has a huge effect. But can you build resilience?
ANTICIPATION
The anticipation of your Hibiki Harmony 30th anniversary limited edition whiskey might be better than the drink itself.
COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE
AS GOOD AS A HOLIDAY
It’s not OCD, I just like things in a specific way and deviations are like an itch inside my brain which gets worse and worse.
COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE
ASKING FOR HER HAND
A lesbian asks a conservative father for his daughter's hand in marriage.
DRAMA | FEMALE
BABY HANDS
When your hands are so small you can model kids' toys for K-Mart, don't expect to attract anyone but creeps.
BAD TIMING
The best time to bash someone to death is when you're neighbour is screaming, "I'll kill you!" at a wasp.
BIG SCORE
How guilty would you feel if you sold 450 identical pairs of shoes to a suicide cult?
BILLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU
Breaking up your child's friendship because you really can't stand the kid's mother.
BITE YOUR TOUNGE
A foul-mouthed child, a passerby who won't have a bar of it.
BLANK
A sufferer of chronic fatigue syndrome describes how life goes by without them.
BRIDEZILLA
A bride plans her perfect day. Everything is coming along, though one important thing is still missing.
COMEDY | FEMALE
CAFE FENG SHUI
When a guy starts coming to the café you love with his stupid leather jacket and his stupid thermos.
CAN'T BITE BACK
How do you fight back when you're bullied online?
CANCEROUS BREAKUP
Are you a monster if you broke up with your girlfriend because she got cancer? Yes, yes you are.
CHANGE BLINDNESS
If something falls apart slowly over time, you don't notice it. It could be your kitchen bench, or your husband.
CHOICE PARALYSIS
Every choice you make leaves an infinite number of unmade choices dying in the dust.
CITIZEN'S ARREST
Could you stand by if a crime were committed? A crime as grave as… spitting one's gum on the ground?
CLEARLY AN ACCIDENT
A duck hunter kills a protestor. "Clearly an accident," says the magistrate.
CLICK TO KILL
When your homophobic high school friend clicks his fingers and gets hit by a bus…
COURTESY SEAT
A pregnant lady, elderly person, disabled person and injured person all fight for the courtesy seat.
COWARD
A socially awkward woman in the park, a shady man, playing children and a coward.
CUSTOMS INTERROGATION
An 80-year-old lady is stopped at an airport and her daughter gives the customs officers a piece of her mind.
CUT
Nothing's worse than when your scene ends up on the cutting room floor. Especially when you did… you know…
DECOY WIFE
If you're going to kidnap and ransom out the boss's wife, you'd better make sure she's the right person.
DON'T PAT MY DOG
Johnny gets jealous when his dog shows affection to a friend.
DONUT TESTER
After failing a job interview, a fake donut tester gets serious about the artform.
DREAM HOLIDAY
A holiday to a small town where someone's mother went missing 20 years ago.
DROPPED COMMITMENT
The consequences of a dropped commitment are real and raw.
ENDZONED
Being friendzoned sucks. But being endzoned - that's something else indeed.
EVERYONE OWNS A TELEPORTER IN THE FUTURE
You arrive in present times from the future but your teleporter has run out of battery. Would anyone believe you?
EVERYTHING I EVER DID WAS FOR YOU
Your mum calls you and says "everything I ever did was for you", "I love you" and "goodbye". What's about to happen?
EX SEX DOLL
Imagine coming home to find your husband having sex with a blow up doll with his ex's face taped to it.
EXPOSURE THERAPY
If you face your fears a little bit at a time, you'll get used to them… until your fears start moving in front of you.
FAMILIAR EYES
Would you let an innocent person have their organs harvested to save your child's life?
FOR THE EXERCISE
The best and worst things about being a prostitute.
FORCED FAILS
Have you noticed how people always laugh when they hurt themselves in fail videos? Is this a new way to spread joy?
FUCK BITES
Kellogg's cornflakes were designed to suppress your sexual appetite. Where's the cereal that increases it?
GAINS
I have to keep going. I have to be stronger. I have to gain, because I don’t know what will be thrown my way.
GENIUS
Am I a genius? I'd sound like a wanker if I said "yes", wouldn't I?
GETTING IN FIRST
If you found out your husband was going to have an affair, wouldn't you want to get in first?
GETTING OUT OF THE WAR
You hate the invaders, but you're a coward. Can acting crazy get you out of the war you don't want to die in?
GLOBOPHOBIA
A paralysing fear of balloons and a child in great danger.
GOD'S ERROR
Is praying telling God he got it wrong?
GUIDE POOCH
Best café in the world. Bad coffee, but loads of doggos. But what happens when a guide dog comes by?
GUILTY, NOT GUILTY
Too guilty to sell that fancy watch you found for a profit? Maybe the next guy won't have the same reservations.
HAGGLING
How perverse it is to haggle with someone in a third world country when your ten cents is worth ten dollars to them.
HANGRY
Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.
HEALTHY HABITS
A health freak with a dirty habit.
HOW WAS YOUR MEAL?
A very honest response to a waiter asking "How was your meal?" Maybe a little too honest.
I CAME HOME AND DISCOVERED MY BOYFRIEND HAS A MULLET
Would you do it? If you came home and your boyfriend had a mullet? Would YOU do it too?
I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM
You protected your husband when he did an awful thing for the right reason. But what if it escalates?
I HOPE SHE SUFFERED
When you bump into the guy who unfairly dismissed you and taunt him about his dead wife.
I LOST THE PASSKEY TO OUR MUM'S BRAIN
Your mum's brain is stored on a passkey-protected hard drive, but the cleaner just threw out the passkey.
IMPORTANT DECISIONS
A last meal. And it's ice cream. And it's for a dog.
IMPULSIVE PROBLEMS
When you impulsively kill your boss and dispose of most of his body, someone has to clean up the mess.
COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE <