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A muscular man in a gym doing his shoulder workout A muscular man in a gym doing his shoulder workout

GAINS 

I have to keep going. I have to be stronger. I have to gain, because I don’t know what will be thrown my way.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

Two guys staring with each other looking inlove Two guys staring with each other looking inlove

GAY BY ELIMINATION 

Just because you're dating another man, doesn't mean you're gay.

COMEDY | MALE  

A bearded guy wearing a glasses with codes reflecting in his face A bearded guy wearing a glasses with codes reflecting in his face

GENIUS 

Am I a genius? I'd sound like a wanker if I said "yes", wouldn't I?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A silhouette of a man and a woman in a beach A silhouette of a man and a woman in a beach

GETTING IN FIRST 

If you found out your husband was going to have an affair, wouldn't you want to get in first?

DRAMA | FEMALE  

A silhouette of soldiers carrying their arms and packs to the battle field A silhouette of soldiers carrying their arms and packs to the battle field

GETTING OUT OF THE WAR 

You hate the invaders, but you're a coward. Can acting crazy get you out of the war you don't want to die in?

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman holding three balloons A woman holding three balloons

GLOBOPHOBIA 

A paralysing fear of balloons and a child in great danger. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A praying woman in her bed A praying woman in her bed

GOD'S ERROR 

Is praying telling God he got it wrong?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A beautiful Cafe Signage A beautiful Cafe Signage

GUIDE POOCH 

Best café in the world. Bad coffee, but loads of doggos. But what happens when a guide dog comes by?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A wrist watch in the ground A wrist watch in the ground

GUILTY, NOT GUILTY 

Too guilty to sell that fancy watch you found for a profit? Maybe the next guy won't have the same reservations.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A silhouette of two people shaking hands A silhouette of two people shaking hands

HAGGLING 

How perverse it is to haggle with someone in a third world country when your ten cents is worth ten dollars to them.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A very happy woman with face paint A very happy woman with face paint

HANGRY 

Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A syringe inserted in an apple A syringe inserted in an apple

HEALTHY HABITS 

A health freak with a dirty habit.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A short haired kid with a dirt in her hands A short haired kid with a dirt in her hands

HIT MY KID 

 A neighbourhood kid kills a man's dog and comes around with his dad to admit his wrongdoing. Violence ensues. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

A group of friends gathering in the kitchen while drinking wine and talking to each other A group of friends gathering in the kitchen while drinking wine and talking to each other

HOSPITALITY WITHOUT CONSENT 

 Accused of a horrible crime when all he did was insist she come in for a meal… 

DRAMA | MALE  

A couple and a server taking their orders A couple and a server taking their orders

HOW WAS YOUR MEAL? 

 A very honest response to a waiter asking "How was your meal?" Maybe a little too honest. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man with a mullet hairstyle facing the camera fiercely A man with a mullet hairstyle facing the camera fiercely

I CAME HOME AND DISCOVERED MY BOYFRIEND HAS A MULLET 

 Would you do it? If you came home and your boyfriend had a mullet? Would YOU do it too? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man and a woman arguing with each other A man and a woman arguing with each other

I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM 

 You protected your husband when he did an awful thing for the right reason. But what if it escalates? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A husband touching her wife's pregnant belly A husband touching her wife's pregnant belly

I F**CKED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER 

 Chad's imagination isn't all that great. What can he do to feel a bit more appreciation for his wife? 

COMEDY | MALE  

Two guys violently fighting each other Two guys violently fighting each other

I HOPE SHE SUFFERED 

 When you bump into the guy who unfairly dismissed you and taunt him about his dead wife. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A laptop, mouse, cellphone and a book tied and locked up together with a chain A laptop, mouse, cellphone and a book tied and locked up together with a chain

I LOST THE PASSKEY TO OUR MUM'S BRAIN 

 Your mum's brain is stored on a passkey-protected hard drive, but the cleaner just threw out the passkey. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A dog licking a cone of ice cream A dog licking a cone of ice cream

IMPORTANT DECISIONS 

 A last meal. And it's ice cream. And it's for a dog. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A man sitting holding his baton and Panama hat A man sitting holding his baton and Panama hat

IMPULSIVE PROBLEMS 

 When you impulsively kill your boss and dispose of most of his body, someone has to clean up the mess. 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A dramatic shot of Mcdonalds McCafe store A dramatic shot of Mcdonalds McCafe store

INBRED REVENGE 

 Damien tries to blow up a McDonald's by hitting the stove with a baseball bat. 

COMEDY| MALE/FEMALE  

A nerdy guy infront of his laptop while having a lot of books on the side A nerdy guy infront of his laptop while having a lot of books on the side

INSULTED INCEL 

 Her last words were: "You were pretty good, for an incel." 

DRAMA | MALE  

A guy hiding his face in a stack of money A guy hiding his face in a stack of money

IT'S JUST THAT
NOW WE KNOW 

 Power doesn't corrupt. It just shines daylight on who you really are 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

Two couples walking towards the Parking lot Two couples walking towards the Parking lot

IT'S NOT VERY GOOD 

 Why would a rich person shoplift? And why did they deface that disabled child's artwork? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

Two couples hugging each other while both are looking at their phones at the same time Two couples hugging each other while both are looking at their phones at the same time

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S MY EX 

 When your accent reminds your date of her ex cheating on her 

COMEDY | FEMALE  

A hand typing in a laptop keyboard A hand typing in a laptop keyboard

KEYBOARD WARRIOR 

 Making the world a better place, one dickhead at a time. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A bloody hands A bloody hands

KIDNAPPER'S CONUNDRUM 

 When you kill a murderer, what do you do with the witness? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A hand holding a Key A hand holding a Key

KNOWING A NAME 

 Can the power of knowing someone's name get you free rent? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman holding her foot and acting like it was a phone A woman holding her foot and acting like it was a phone

LIZARD HUMOUR 

 Maybe you're not quite as witty as you thought you were. 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A woman loading the laundry machine with half of her body inside it A woman loading the laundry machine with half of her body inside it

LOVE IN THE LAUNDROMAT 

 Is it easier to go talk to someone or just buy the laundromat you saw them in and wait for them to come back? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A newly wed couple staring in love with each other with full of lights in the background A newly wed couple staring in love with each other with full of lights in the background

LOVING MANDY 

 You love Mandy. When's a good time to tell Mandy this? Why, Mandy's wedding, of course! 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A top shot of two kids laying down beside each other while covering their faces A top shot of two kids laying down beside each other while covering their faces

LYING 

 When you realise you've been nothing but insincere, the time is right to show your true feelings. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A guy pointing out a graph data in a paper A guy pointing out a graph data in a paper

MAN VS PORN 

 Mark's monkey brain VS technology that gets twice as good every two years. Can he fix his broken spreadsheet? 

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE  

A detective sitting in a chair holding a magnifying glass while smoking a tobacco A detective sitting in a chair holding a magnifying glass while smoking a tobacco

MY DAD GOT
HIRED BY THE CIA 

 Why would the CIA hire the most technologically inept human being on the planet? 

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

Image of busy people in the gym Image of busy people in the gym

MY SPOT 

 What do you do when someone's in your spot at the gym? 

COMEDY | MALE  

Two couples in the couch and a guy staring at them at the door Two couples in the couch and a guy staring at them at the door

NICE AND EMPTY 

 Why doesn't Daniel care that his partner cheated on him? 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A dealer talking to a client waiting to sign a contract A dealer talking to a client waiting to sign a contract

NON-SERIOUS 

 A ridiculous counter offer to a reasonable plea bargain. Offensive? Sure. A sign of desperation? No doubt in the world. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A stack of vegetables in the grocery store A stack of vegetables in the grocery store

NOT A HEAD OF A LETTUCE 

Tokyo finds a human head in a delivery of fresh vegetables. Will customer service help?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A man hugging a woman in her waist A man hugging a woman in her waist

NOT FOR FRIENDS 

There are some things you should only do with your partner, not a friend.

DRAMA | MALE  

A caricature model of two cops A caricature model of two cops

OKAY COP, BETTER COP 

An okay cop does the job. A good cop puts every single crim behind bars.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A white clock in a wall A white clock in a wall

ONE HOUR 

Two thousand, three hundred and eighty-two hours, two thousand, three hundred and eighty-two lies.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A statue of a peeing child A statue of a peeing child

ONLY PEEING 

A man is arrested for peeing behind a tree in a public park. Will he save Xbox?

DRAMA | MALE  

A man sitting on the floor looking scared of the man infront of him A man sitting on the floor looking scared of the man infront of him

OWNING THE HOMOPHOBES 

One homophobic slur, one deadly comeback. You wanna win a fight, hit 'em in the pride.

DRAMA | MALE  

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